Calvary (2014) Man goes to confession and threatens to kill Brendan Gleeson’s very lovely & very innocent priest by the end of the week. He does 😯 The thirty minutes I spent asleep were by far the most enjoyable bits … Continued
Chef (2014) Chef cooks amazing food. Evil restaurant owner Dustin Hoffman tells chef to cook boring food. Critic says amazing chef is shite. Chef gets mad. Chef gets sacked. Scarlet Johansson looks pretty, Robert Downey Jr looks sexy (apparently…). Chef … Continued
Dallas Buyers Club (2013) Scarily skinny Matthew McConaughey plays a shitty, racist, homophobic man with Aids and only 30 days to live. He befriends scarily skinny, Thirty Seconds to Mars lead singer and transgenger Aids patient Jared Leto. They set … Continued
The Royal Tenenbaums – (2001) Old father is a shitty dad & regrets it. Pretends to be dying to get his family back together. Then he dies… All-star cast and highly recommended (not by us). The praise stops there!!! We hated … Continued
The Woman in Black (2012) Harry Potter loses his magical powers and goes to visit a dead woman’s house. Much spookiness ensues. The ‘woman in black’ is a master at hide & seek and poor Harry stands no chance… Heard … Continued