Swiss Army Man – A mini review
Swiss Army Man (2016) Daniel Radcliffe’s dead body washes up on a remote beach. Lost Paul Dano uses poor Harry Potter’s body to help him get home, hence the Swiss Army Man… His farts as a jet-ski His body … Continued
Killing Bono – A mini review
Killing Bono (2011) Ya wee fella stops his brother from joining the newly formed school band U2, thinking his own band will be way more successful. Needless to say, they aren’t. Ya wee fella gets more jealous and angry as … Continued
War of the Worlds – A mini review
War of the Worlds (2005) Nice to see Channel 5 rolling out some lovely late night festive films 😯 Released back in 2005 and not massively well received. Despite this, I have always been keen to give it a go… … Continued
Chef – A mini review
Chef (2014) Chef cooks amazing food. Evil restaurant owner Dustin Hoffman tells chef to cook boring food. Critic says amazing chef is shite. Chef gets mad. Chef gets sacked. Scarlet Johansson looks pretty, Robert Downey Jr looks sexy (apparently…). Chef … Continued
Dallas Buyers Club – A mini review
Dallas Buyers Club (2013) Scarily skinny Matthew McConaughey plays a shitty, racist, homophobic man with Aids and only 30 days to live. He befriends scarily skinny, Thirty Seconds to Mars lead singer and transgenger Aids patient Jared Leto. They set … Continued