Rule No.1 – Films that get scheduled for 11:00PM or later are generally shite.
Rule No.2 – Films that star Arnold Schwarzenegger are generally shite.
Rule No.3 – Films with a tag line of ‘Somewhere… somehow… someone’s going to pay…’ are generally shite.
Rule No.4 – Films with a poster as subtle as this… 
… Are generally shite.
So, can someone please explain why I stayed up to watch every last painful minute of this pile of overly macho, appallingly acted, sickly American cheesey shite?
