Swiss Army Man – A mini review

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Swiss Army Man (2016)

 

Daniel Radcliffe’s dead body washes up on a remote beach. Lost Paul Dano uses poor Harry Potter’s body to help him get home, hence the Swiss Army Man…

  • His farts as a jet-ski
  • His body as water fountain
  • His dick as a compass 😯
  • His teeth to shave with
  • His mouth to fire darts
  • His arms to chop wood
  • His farts to light fires
  • His lungs to scuba dive

The list goes on… It’s truly bonkers, but hugely fun 🙂