Thank God that Sawyer can’t write yet, because I really wouldn’t put this past him. For the first time the little wee man actually knows what Christmas is all about… Mainly, ‘Presents daddy, presents.’ He’s still not overly keen on big cuddly Mr. Santa, but if it meant getting more presents, I’m sure he go to any lengths.
Todays’ highlight was Sawyer insisting that all of the buttery finger marks on the TV were made by daddy…
‘Sawyer you mustn’t put your fingers on the telly.‘
‘I didn’t daddy.‘
‘Yes you did, look at all of those marks.‘
‘No I didn’t.‘
‘Yes you did Sawyer.‘
‘No I didn’t, daddy did.‘
‘No he didn’t, Sawyer did.‘
‘No, daddy did.‘
‘NO HE DIDN’T.‘
‘He did.‘
‘HE DIDN’T.‘
‘Yes he did.‘
‘NO…HE…DIDN’T.‘
‘Yes he diiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiid.‘
‘NO HE… Yeah whatever!!!‘
And I then spent ages cleaning ‘my’ mess off the telly while Sawyer sat and watched me 🙄