And as if he wasn’t before, he’s now seriously taking the piss…
Not content with causing havoc in our veg patch and emptying the contents of our hanging-baskets, he’s now started to seriously piss the birds off!!! Their little home has only been there 6 months and as we suspect the box to be occupied (I’m a little scared to peek right in 😯 ) we thought we’d give them a little food to have a go at… And then the furry fucker appears 😡
I did introduce my nemesis to our insane hound shortly after this picture was taken, but I’m sure I heard a faint ‘meep meep‘ as he gleefully skipped across our fence!!!
I think I need weapons 👿






Simon
I thought I was your nemesis. :sulk:
I know it’s wrong, but I kind like grey squirrels. They can’t help it if they’re evil mass-murdering bastards.
stephen
“I thought I was your nemesis. :sulk:”
Of course you are… Damn you for decoding my cryptic blog-post!!!
Oh and also… After a painful amount of sorting your little (mmmm 😉 ) baby bundle of goodies will be posted tomorrow. Just in time I reckon 🙂
Donald
Simon the Squirrel… Sounds like a great show!
I’d pay to see it!